honey

strange-book-club:
“ lukia26:
“ patterns-in-static:
“ iguanamouth:
“ “ an-eighth-of-faith submitted: My aunt’s wizard lizard. You know what to do.
(P.s. I love you very much)
” ”
YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO
”
…you know what to do.
”
you know what to do
”

strange-book-club:

lukia26:
patterns-in-static:
iguanamouth:
an-eighth-of-faith submitted: My aunt’s wizard lizard. You know what to do.
(P.s. I love you very much)
YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO
…you know what to do.

you know what to do

I hate it when vodka tries to be fancy and use fancy adjectives to describe their products like I’m drinking fucking gasoline okay like this isn’t wine tasting we’re all here to get black out trashed and you know it

hexglyphs:
someone: i think you’re pretty cool!
me, tearing up: nice
person: you’re so cool and funny
me:

letmebegaytodd:
Every time i start a new vido game:
OH FUCK WHERE ARE THE SUBTITLES

moonlandingwasfaked:

kidzbopdeathgrips:
peteseeger:
diocletianscabbagefarm:
if a French historical figure’s date of death is 1794 you got a 90% chance of guessing the cause of death right
Botulism
hot air balloon accident
that werewolf problem they had in a small village

its-films-squid:
jamesyouth:
i love everything about this
When they say “boys will be boys” this is what they mean
i literally quote this video DAILY. The last millisecond where they all lose it, just a loud OUUAUAHH– cut off